'Geostorm' Review: The only disaster here, was this movie!

🌍 Geostorm 🌍 Review 🌍 2/10 🌍

Directed by Dean Devlin

Starring: Gerard Butler, Abbie Cornish, Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris and Andy Garcia

Last night I watched a gargantuan waste of money (100 fu**ing million dollars), time and resources, how you can rectify spending that amount on pure cinematic garbage is beyond me. The term "Flop" comes to mind when explaining Geostorm, it suits it to a T.

First question I want to ask, where the fu** has Gerard Butler been hiding all this time? Second question I want to ask is, who the fu** thought it would be a great idea to cast Gerard Butler as a cock-sure scientist that would sacrifice his life in a split second with no consideration of his young daughter.

It tried to borrow from disaster flicks like, 2012 and San Andreas, but was so poorly executed I just can't help but wonder where all that money went, then they go and throw in a conspiracy involving the president who is played by ANDY (fu**ing) GARCIA!!! What a mess.

The balance between comedy, drama and action was well off and it resulted in a catastrophic end.

Riddled with cliches, terrible writing, god-awful CGI, a cringeworthy plot, dire dialogue and a bunch of mediocre performances, the only disaster here, was the movie itself!