'Deep Blue Sea 2' Review: What A Load Of Wank! Nowhere Near As Good As The First!


• Deep Blue Sea 2 • Review • 2/10 •

Deep Blue Sea use to be, -- nope scrap that -- is still one of my favourite guilty pleasures, it was cheesy, it was cheap, but it was awesome. Led by the legendendary Samuel L. Jackson and a Shark with a vengeance. Starring Thomas Jane, LL Cool J, Michael Rapaport and Stellan Skarsgard. That cast was noteworthy, the idea was original, the Shark was badass and the execution was not bad at all.

DEEP BLUE SEA 2 on the other hand, Jesus, where do I begin. Firstly, I don't even know how or why the fu** it has a 2 slapped on it when it should of just been classed as a reboot. Literally everything was stolen from the first, and when I say literally I literally mean LITERALLY! It's almost like they re-shot all of the old scenes in almost the exact same way (but worse) and just tweaked it a tiny bit to try and fit it into the modern day. The only differences; Bull Sharks instead of Great Whites and we get baby piranha like sharks which killed me off completely as soon as they were introduced!

The dialogue was absoluetly terrible, graphics were poor, storyline was borrowed and recycled, the actors were rather bad and I don't even think I knew who any of them were. The whole thing was a joke! The worse thing is, they even left it open for a sequel! Dun dun dun!!!

Don't waste your time!

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